What I have learned or quotes I enjoy...

You are the church today. ~Paraphrased from Pope John Paul II talking about the youth

"Don't judge us by our worse specimen." ~My brother said this in response to my boyfriend issues.

Don't squat with your spurs on!

I love you like a fat kid love cake.

"The odds are good, but the goods are odd." ~Some ladies in reference to the overabundance of males in engineering. Repeated by a very good looking chemical engineer.

You never forget your first love or anyone you love!

Friends are irreplaceable.

"Bless her heart" is just the southern way of saying dumba**.

Orange juice turns brown and chunky if you wait to long.

Pickle juice burns more coming out your nose than pop (soda/coke) does.

"I know God exists when I look at the clouds; they're just so beautiful." ~Amy Lawyer